Saturday, 5 July 2014

Minor on Board



I recently returned from visiting one my oldest and dearest friends who lives in Birmingham, Alabama, which reminded me of one of my earliest travel nightmares.

My friend moved to Alabama when we were in high school and so close were we that shortly after she moved, I was invited to spend Thanksgiving with her family. So it was that I would participate in my first Thanksgiving weekend travel, flying from Detroit to Birmingham via Cincinnati on Wednesday morning and making the reverse trip Sunday night. As I was only 15, I would fly as an unaccompanied minor, with a flight attendant to greet me in Cincinnati and accompany me to my connecting flight. At least that was the plan. Instead, when my flight landed in Cincinnati well behind schedule, I found only one harried Delta agent. She was not expecting any unaccompanied minors and certainly wasn’t going to leave her post to guide me from one gate to the other.  I had never been in an airport by myself before, and certainly never been in the Cincinnati airport, period. With a late flight and a tight connection, I put to work my one previous travel lesson, “go, go, go” and streaked through the airport, sliding into the last open seat on the plane with moments to spare before the jet bridge was disconnected.

My flight Sunday night was the last one to Cincinnati, connecting to the last one to Detroit, a combination that I know now is absolutely asking for trouble. The only saving grace was that I had a decent layover this time. Delta, however, seemed content to chew off this cushion minute-by-minute until it became obvious to everyone except the gate agent that I would not possibly make my connection. When at last the gate agent was forced to confront the ugly truth of the matter, her solution was for me – a single, 15-year-old girl, to spend the night in Cincinnati. Tempers flared, time tick tocked, and the airlines called my mom. Her rage bordered on mania. “She’s a minor, a minor,” she nearly screamed into the phone. “You can’t do that. You can’t send her alone to Cincinnati for the night.” My friend’s father, Bill, got wind of the situation (word traveled slower in the days before everyone carried a cell phone), and took his anger directly to the face of the Birmingham gate agent. “I will drive her to Michigan myself before I will let her get on this plane,” he fumed. “Give me her luggage.”

Such a demand was not possible according to our friendly gate agent, the bag was on the plane, the plane was nearly ready, was I going or not? Oh, and no, the airline could not guarantee what would happen to the bag if I was not on the flight. Looking for the upper hand this typically calm and collected middle-aged accountant charged through the emergency exit, setting off alarms both literally and figuratively. And yet, it’s amazing what bold action can do. 

Suddenly, they realized they could hold the Detroit-bound plane for me. Of course they could, I was a minor. Why hadn’t someone simply said as much? Bill turned purple and sputtered, hugged me quickly, and saw me down the jet bridge. When I looked back he was jabbing his thumb into the desk, needing one final assurance that they would hold the plane. 

They were good to their word and when I reached Cincinnati, an entire plane of Thanksgiving travelers was waiting for me. It seems the flight had been boarded and ready to go when the call came to hold that plane; as the wheels didn’t go up in Birmingham until the flight from Cincinnati was scheduled to depart, the passengers on-board had been sitting for a very long time. I had never encountered so many dagger-eyes as when I slinked onto the plane and into my seat in Cincinnati.